Sunday, February 12, 2006

Are you fron NY or NJ?

Been a while since someone came around on Yahoo! Chat that was worth squandering a few additional minutes on. As usual, I'm bad to the bone. As usual, the name (actually, the Yahoo! Chat ID) has been witheld to protect privacy. The quality sucks, though :(

NameWitheld: r u from USA?....NY or NJ??
Obliv[+]ion: not NY or NJ
NameWitheld: ok
Obliv[+]ion: why, wanna know about the snow?
NameWitheld: i can already see it through my window
Obliv[+]ion: cool
NameWitheld: how do u know about the snow? u said u r not from ny or nj
Obliv[+]ion: I must be clairvoyant
NameWitheld: what does that mean?
Obliv[+]ion: http://www.webster.com/dictionary/clairvoyance 1 : the power or faculty of discerning objects not present to the senses 2 : ability to perceive matters beyond the range of ordinary perception
NameWitheld: that seems strange to me
Obliv[+]ion: that's ok.. u did not choose yr IQ, u were born with it
NameWitheld: well u don't understand what i mean to say
Obliv[+]ion: say what u mean, then
NameWitheld: u r trying to act too smart
Obliv[+]ion: I didn’t really have to try...
NameWitheld: why would u bother to know about the snow in ny if u r not in ny? that is strange
Obliv[+]ion: have you heard of TV?
NameWitheld: and knowing the meaning of a few english words doesn't make a person with superior IQ
Obliv[+]ion: who has superior IQ?
NameWitheld: u think like that. anyway I don't speak to people who think they are too smart. Bye.
Obliv[+]ion: u can read my mind? then you must be clairvoyant. are u afraid that I might sneer at you? I promise you, I won’t
NameWitheld: no
Obliv[+]ion: I find you amusing
NameWitheld: i am a simple guy
Obliv[+]ion: that needs no second guessing.. I can see
NameWitheld: i do not pretend to be someone else like u r doing. and i hate people who do it
Obliv[+]ion: why do u think I am pretending to be someone else? I am just being me
NameWitheld: so i am not willing to continue this conversation. bye
Obliv[+]ion: oh, so u are afraid, huh?
NameWitheld: no i am not afraid
NameWitheld: i told u the reason
Obliv[+]ion: but all that is in your mind
Obliv[+]ion: u thought I was in NY/NJ
Obliv[+]ion: u thought I was pretending
NameWitheld: i didn't think
Obliv[+]ion: true... u probably do not think... my bad!
Obliv[+]ion: But, you must really excuse me now. I need to see how the snow is outside, in California...

2 comments:

GT said...

should I be afraid?...

GT said...

my IQ is 120.

apparently that qualifies me to talk the talk but not walk the walk. persons with an IQ of 120 can become teachers, professors, even a nurse (follow doc's orders) but are advised not to aspire to higher positions such as a surgeon or lawyer in the event that we might kill someone or send them to jail :D